Learning From the Master

So my sister, Lara, wrote here about how I burp a lot.  Being a professional burper didn't just come naturally, I took lessons from the best... my sister, Kristina.  I had some intensive two-week training when I first got back from Taiwan in January.  We worked from sunrise to sunset, where I watched and listened as she burped at different times of the day. 

After a week of observation, I started the practice of burping. Burping my ABC's and singing some songs in burps was hard. I cried and yelled and burped a lot to show my frustration. I was fired a few times from my job.  But at the end of the two-week boot camp  training, I was officially declared an amateur professional burper.  Thank you, K, for teaching me the art of burping and my new livelihood.