Don't you know, Tutty Fruity, that eating clementines gives you super skills, such as no handed self-portrait taking? Come on...you should know these things!
Alfie Bergensie, CEO of Universal Kumquat Growers, Inc.
said...
Clementines are alright, but everyone who's everyone (who's everyone) knows that kumquats are da best fruit! Heck, you can even eat the rinds of kumquats! Have you ever tried eating the rinds of clementines? Not tasty! The rinds of kumquats? The sweetest part of the fruit!
12 comments:
How much did the clementines pay you to write this post?
Why do you hate grapes?
And why don't you ever eat the healthiest of all fruits?
Inquiring minds want to know "how" you took all those self portraits with no hands?
Just read in USA Yesterday that blueberries are the "super duper food".
Don't ever sell yourself short sweetcakes!
Don't you know, Tutty Fruity, that eating clementines gives you super skills, such as no handed self-portrait taking? Come on...you should know these things!
Clementines are alright, but everyone who's everyone (who's everyone) knows that kumquats are da best fruit! Heck, you can even eat the rinds of kumquats! Have you ever tried eating the rinds of clementines? Not tasty! The rinds of kumquats? The sweetest part of the fruit!
Oh my is all I have to say.
What in heavens name is a Kumquat?
I am the best fruit of all. Far better than the kumquat, but slightly harder to pronouce.
Clementines seem like shrunken oranges! Clementines get all the credit, even though oranges are obviously better!
Those clementines were so tasty and totally blogworthy!
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