I am the very model of a modern Safeway cashier,
I've information vegetable, animal, and cereal,
I know the codes of basil, and I quote the price of miracle whip,
From bakery to produce, in order alphabetical;
I'm very well acquainted too with cans that are cylindrical,
I understand produce names, both the simple and atypical,
About Angelina Jolie I'm teeming with a lot o' news -
With many cheerful facts about the state of her uterus...
I've information vegetable, animal, and cereal,
I know the codes of basil, and I quote the price of miracle whip,
From bakery to produce, in order alphabetical;
I'm very well acquainted too with cans that are cylindrical,
I understand produce names, both the simple and atypical,
About Angelina Jolie I'm teeming with a lot o' news -
With many cheerful facts about the state of her uterus...
4 comments:
I had no idea the Pirates of Penzance made such an impression on you. Way to go with the poetry about you and safeway.
By the way, did your sister get any sleep at all this week?
I'm sure I have no idea what you mean mom.
You're the one who posted your comment at 1:43am after all. :)
I tried hard to sing this post. I didn't do a very good job but it did make me laugh.
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